Allow me to regale you with my drug test tale, which is still in progress.

I recently moved across the country in search of a high-paying lab job. I was concerned about passing the inevitable drug test, for weed. I moved to a legal state and my roommate smokes so there was a lot of temptation.

I was 17 days clean from THC when I got a really dank job offer. I accepted, and the recruiter told me that the test "does NOT" test for THC. So I strolled on into the clinic, pissed all over the place, and went home. Little did I know that they DID in fact test for THC, which I failed for, and received a termination notice about two weeks later. It was very devastating and wasted ~1 month of my time. I do not have a lot of money for bills.

Fast forward to recently: my finances are in dire straits, but I've received a torrent of job offers after doing many interviews. I accepted one that was actually an UPGRADE from the first job! I bought fake piss this time in preparation, as I could not afford to fail this one. Haven't been clean btw, since I had decided on the fake piss strat.

The first (failed) test was a "9 panel" urine test. This second one, according to the website after I registered, was a "4 panel DOT like /NO THC/" urine screening. This took be aback - Does that say NO THC??? So, I did a bunch of googling and eventually decided that, yes, they probably will not test me for THC this time…

I just pissed all over the second collection site. Will update once I get test results. I feel like it might be too good to be true… how/why could they not test for THC?? Anyone else have interesting experience(s) with drug tests?